Why is it that every time I go for a Haircut, I end up looking 'wierder' than before! Yes,.. I have a really good observation.. Whatever be my instructions, However keenly i explain to him ki listen bhaiya "this is what I want!"
But no. The end result is always the same. Today I had decided I wont give him any instructions. Just went and sat there. He asked me whether I wanted to shave or have a haircut. I looked at myself.. Ok i know I am bald but not to that extent that you cant make it out that my hair is overgrown.
Damn I took my position apprehensively. Ok. I told my self. Consoling. The ordeal will be through in ant time. He took his machine trimed it off from the sides. I opened my eyes. Not bad i told myself. Then started the fun. He took a spray of water. Sprayed it all over. Damn I look good. I smiled to myself. He realised. That fellow gave me a Filmfare mag of some April 2006. I flipped thorugh. There was Mallika Sherawat in a bikini from the movie Murder and then Priyanka from that Sad Muhjse Shaadi Karogi. I read a few articles while there was a running commentary from him going on about the Match where Dada aka Ganguly took an excellent catch. He almost chopped off my eyebrow that time in excitement. but then i dint look at myself . Completely immersed in Bollywood Heorines. Then after discussing things from IPL, politics and much more, I was given a fair bit of gossip. He says that his bro in Punjab saw Preity and Lalit kissing each other (he said, "angrezi cinemaa mein hota hai na , voh wala kissie!")
Time flew by. Kolkata gained a firm control. I was amused by the gossip chitters. 20 mins gone.
Alas. All Hair gone. it seemed that the rat had a gala feast. In short like always the result was the same.
But it was not just that. I was handsomely made a chutia as locals call it.
One experience though!
But no. The end result is always the same. Today I had decided I wont give him any instructions. Just went and sat there. He asked me whether I wanted to shave or have a haircut. I looked at myself.. Ok i know I am bald but not to that extent that you cant make it out that my hair is overgrown.
Damn I took my position apprehensively. Ok. I told my self. Consoling. The ordeal will be through in ant time. He took his machine trimed it off from the sides. I opened my eyes. Not bad i told myself. Then started the fun. He took a spray of water. Sprayed it all over. Damn I look good. I smiled to myself. He realised. That fellow gave me a Filmfare mag of some April 2006. I flipped thorugh. There was Mallika Sherawat in a bikini from the movie Murder and then Priyanka from that Sad Muhjse Shaadi Karogi. I read a few articles while there was a running commentary from him going on about the Match where Dada aka Ganguly took an excellent catch. He almost chopped off my eyebrow that time in excitement. but then i dint look at myself . Completely immersed in Bollywood Heorines. Then after discussing things from IPL, politics and much more, I was given a fair bit of gossip. He says that his bro in Punjab saw Preity and Lalit kissing each other (he said, "angrezi cinemaa mein hota hai na , voh wala kissie!")
Time flew by. Kolkata gained a firm control. I was amused by the gossip chitters. 20 mins gone.
Alas. All Hair gone. it seemed that the rat had a gala feast. In short like always the result was the same.
But it was not just that. I was handsomely made a chutia as locals call it.
One experience though!
i gues u shud get used 2 it nw hehee......its always d same old stry....bt wel dis is a prblm wd evry1 u sid (recently) and even priyank sumtym bak....i gues barbers in malad dnt understnd at al hehaaa..
ReplyDeletehaha...its okie, everyone initially feels weird after a haircut... it gets okay with a couple of days
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ReplyDelete@nothin but feelings: thanks re....
ReplyDelete@double tt: i know.. but the first two weeks are weird.. with people staring at you,, with the expression writ on their face.. Who the fuck are you?
u shud hv put up ur photo...so tht all of us cud sympathise with u more!!! neways its so hot tht its good tht 'all hair gone'.... hez doing good to u!
ReplyDeleteno ways...
ReplyDeletemy pic.. people will never visit the web page.. and i know the promise that i gave you tha i ll change the pic but just cudnt..
it takes a lot of time..
after my attempt definitely..!